A Year of Amazing Cakes!

So far, my friends and I have had a lot to celebrate this year.  Unfortunately, Dax didn't get a cake on her birthday 'cause she was super-sick, so we'll be celebrating her half birthday in August! :)

My birthday cake this year was pretty awesome, though!

That's right... my friends call me Ma'am, and this year

I was wished a "Happy Bunny Birthday!" :)

Our friend, Sadie, had a baby shower last week and she was presented with an amazing cake by her husband Warrior!  It was done by "Cakes by Design Edible Art" in the Boston area.  Check out the little foot poking the pregnant tummy! Dax and I helped plan the shower.  She came up with the idea to get a "belly cake" and I came up with the idea to make it a little more flirty than the traditional matronly cake.  Warrior took care of the rest! :)

And yesterday, Fluffy celebrated a special anniversary all his own.  Fuzz told the bakers to "go crazy with color" and have "something kitty themed."  This is what we got back -- and everyone loved it!

Do keep in mind: this is a cake for a 39-year-old MAN.  LOL!

We aren't even close to being done celebrating this year -- in fact, we still have another 6 months of 2013 and we're still going strong!  I can't wait to see what we decide to come up with next. :)

I Love Kala Namak Black Salt!

Kala namak is also known as "black salt." Usually it comes from India, and is often a pale pinkish or grayish colors.  You can see the picture that I took of my newly purchased black salt... It consists of a strong flavored salt with extra minerals. There is a sulfur flavor in there too, which some may find icky but I love it!

My need for kala namak originated from my desire to make vegan eggs. I usually do tofu scramble, and have my own special blend of seasonings, but last year I learned how to make vegan sunny-side-up eggs (Thanks to "The Airy Way"!) and was informed that the black salt can really add something tasty to this dish.

My search online showed that black salt can be expensive, but Fluffy grabbed me a pack at his local Indian grocery for a mere 99 cents!  It is packaged by Maya Overseas Foods Inc. and seems to be of perfect quality. I'll be making my next vegan egg attempt soon, so watch this space for details! :)

LUSH UltraBalm Review!

I am so in love with LUSH products!  Recently I've made a few new purchases, but my beloved UltraBalm is currently almost gone!  So I wanted to review it while the memory is still fresh. ;)

I never purchased a full-sized container of it; this is actually a sample size from the LUSH store.  It was fabulous when I first got it -- a soft, buttery blob of moisturizing goodness. The scent was... Well, scent less! But I kept it with my other LUSH stuff and it seemed to have absorbed the scent of my "You Snap the Whip" buffer. So, be careful where you stash this one!

Overall, I would give this product a good solid B+ and would be willing to purchase it in the future. It's great for lips, elbows, heels, wherever is really dry and in need of a little extra TLC. 

HoodieGate's Happy Ending

Did I ever tell you that my cool-ass BFF Dax has an Etsy store?  It's true!  Most of her stuff centers around the more perky side of life... bibs & adorable stuff for babies of all genders, which she's really good at making; she's also got some wheels turning for other cute things in the future.  (I may even be able to make a case for catering to the darkling demographic!)  Dax has an eye for the kawaii-est fabrics on Earth, and her search for them has spanned several continents!  (Well, two continents -- but still, she came back with some good stuff.)  I did talk her into making a sleep mask that said "FUCK OFF", as I saw one on Shameless, fell in looooove with it, and I just know other people will want one!  The one that she made was a sparkly pretty pink instead of a bad-ass black... with the words in a fancy cursive, which somehow made it even cooler.  I love the idea of an offensive text written in script on something pink and girly!  She and I have different styles, but there are lots of places where our interests overlap.  I think that makes a much more interesting friendship!

However... not all differences between friends are going to turn out great.  For example:  A few months ago, my friend Fluffy was popping some laundry into my washing machine, and instead of hanging my magical hoodie to dry, he scrunched it up and put it on my "nest," which caused an apartment-wide hunt for the missing hoodie.  When it didn't turn up (because everything in my apartment is black, making it a very challenging search!), I was pretty effing devastated.  It's hard to find a summer-weight hoodie that's at least 30 inches long.  If a big girl is wearing stretchy yoga pants (or leggings!), then trust me, you want a CTB (Camel Toe Barrier) at the ready!  And with all of the bustle and activity that I have planned for these warm sunny months -- visits to my adopted local family, physical therapy, doctor's appointments, and possibly pool-based workouts on the reg at the Y, I am going to NEED a lighter hoodie to see me through all of these trips out of the house.

Everyone tried to console my broken heart, and believe me, it was BROKEN!  Fluffy placed an order to Junonia in an effort to help me move on with my life, but alas, it wasn't the same!  Dax combed the final-days clearance rack at Fashion Bug (home of the original hoodie), but alas, lime green was all they had in stock!  Even my man, Fuzz, combed the internet, searching valiantly for a good replacement.  What we found was this -- the "tag-free hooded lounger" from Woman Within...  It is long enough to go down to my ankles, but still nice and roomy for all my layers... he thought maybe we can have it redone.   "Let's try it," Fuzz said, reassuringly.  "We'll get the old ladies to fix it up good!"  (His tailors are old ladies... he calls them "the old ladies.")  The nightie came in the mail, and it does look like it can easily be converted.  We can cut it up, slice the middle, and plant the zipper.  Plus, I got an enormous one, so it will be nice and big.  What we'll do with the leftover fabric, I've yet to determine!

I was telling Dax about my idea, and she offered to help in order to give it a personal touch that the old ladies could not.  She suggested that I buy a YKK zipper, since they're the best.  And it's true... those are the kind you see on jeans and higher-quality garments.  Fun fact:  When I was a kid, I thought it said "KKK," but it actually doesn't.  My old hoodie measured about 30 inches, but since I'm having it my way like Burger King, I'm going to try to get something maybe 33' or 34'.  I want that thing down to my knees!

It's hard to find YKK zippers in very special lengths, I've found.  The ones I've seen are like $12 dollars or more for a metal-teethed one -- which isn't too bad, considering I'll be having this thing for years! But I want to make sure it's going to work out.  I just found this one on Amazon for $6something, plus shipping, which sounds all right to me.  I think 32" will work out fine.  I'm super excited!

By the way, you know you're (a) loved, (b) feared, or (c) owed a ton of favors... when you have that many people trying to soothe your broken heart over a hoodie. I like to think it's a combination of all 3. ;)  It's true that I have some weird connections to my clothes, but it's really nice that people are so understanding about it!  I'll be letting you know how the new one turns out!

Bath & Body Works Haul! :)

Well, it's been awhile since I've posted!  (Notice how all of my most recent posts seem to have that in common?)  I have been crazy busy over the past few months.  Lately I've been immersing myself in so many new projects that I haven't been as crafty as usual.

However, I've decided to start also doing product reviews more often, since that way I can still touch base with all of you, and share tales of my amazing adventures! :)

My latest and greatest in the world of mail-order has been a purchase at Bath & Body Works.  I have never actually bought anything from B&BW, but my friend Dax loves their antibacterial hand soaps. They go on sale quite frequently, and this time they were going 6 for $20, so I figured I'd give 'em a whirl.  My plan was to keep a few and share some with her.  Don't they look lovely?

I kept the Italian Lavender, Fresh-Picked Herbs, and Bella Flora.  She received the Sweet Pea, Fresh-Picked First Blooms, and Aqua Flora.  The lavender has a lovely light scent, more sweet than medicinal.  (Frankly I love medicine-y lavender and I like it strong!  But this will be nice for the kitchen or bathroom.)  Fresh-Picked Herbs hasn't been opened yet and used on my hands, but a whiff of the bottle is pleasant and green, with a mostly mint vibe.  I haven't even opened the Bella Flora yet.

However, I also bought myself (not pictured!) a 10 fl. oz bottle of Sweet Cinnamon Pumpkin shower gel, along with an 8-fl.oz body splash spray in the same scent.  Strangely enough, the two present so differently!  The shower gel is spicy and pumpkininny (thanks, Mr. Show!), whereas the splash doesn't seem to have as much pumpkin power.  There's definitely cinnamon and vanilla-like sweetness, almost like an apple pie, but also I detect a deep musky note as well.  It's not a bad fragrance at all.  The sillage is good and few sprays lasts a nice long time.  I like putting it in my hair and a halo of fragrance all around me for hours!  The best part was the price: The full-sized shower gel was a measly $4.75 on clearance, and the big bottle of scent was just $5.25.  I guess this is because it's last year's fall lineup, but it's great to enjoy such a fab scent in the middle of summer -- and dreaming of those pumpkin picking days to come! :)  So if you're a pumpkin lover like me, get thee to the Bath & Body Works website and grab some pumpkin goodness! :)

Also, I want to mention that the lining of the B&BW shipping box was super cute.  So of course, being the box-hoarder that I am, I couldn't just toss it.  I HAD to use it, because hey, free box!  Instead, I have turned it inside out and taped the box back together, so now it's gracing my bedroom bookshelf in all of its gingham glory:

I may try placing it on a shorter shelf so that it's more like a drawer type thing instead of just a pretty box.  In fact, I'm enjoying the box so much that I might just wait 'til fall and buy some more B&BW to share with Dax (or purchase early for Christmas!) and see if they have a sexy fall-themed box liner for me to enjoy heartily. :)

I'm Making My Own Extracts & You Can Too!

I've had a big bottle of cheapo vodka burning a hole in my cabinets for quite some time now!  My plan was to (a) make my own extracts, (b) make my own essential oils, and (c) make my own perfume.  I've had perfume-related fails before, as you may know, so I'm still trying to figure out how I want to do that.

Months ago, I bought some dried juniper berries which I've been wanting to turn into extract and essential oil, so that's my plan at this point.  Rather than sit around waiting for shit to happen and THEN blog about it, I decided to start now and do this entry in realtime.

Looks like a lot more than it actually is.

I used about an ounce of dried food-grade juniper berries for this little experiment, and about 8 ounces of vodka.  (Yeah, I'm making a lot!  I guess it'll be kind of like fake gin.)  The research I've done suggests using a bottle or jar with dark-colored glass as light can interfere with the integrity of the extract, but I've decided to settle for a family-sized plastic Ragu jar which I'll be keeping away from light.

The juniper berries will be absorbing the alcohol, which will then absorb all of the delicious juniper essence from the berries.  Juniper berries have a somewhat oily consistency on the inside, so they should yield a very nice extract in a relatively short amount of time.  I'll probably keep these marinating for about a week or two.  I may give the berries a good squish after about a week, but when the extract is finished, I will drain it and bottle it.  And don't worry, I won't forget to take pictures! :)

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November 2012 Look Bag Review

In direct contrast to my "Fine and Illustrious Art of Using Shit Up" movement, I subscribed to The Look Bag a few months ago.  It's a fun subscription service which, for $12.95 a month, sends you a monthly bag of beauty samples.  Actually, they're not all samples; usually you get a couple of full-sized products, and a few sample-sized items as well.  I thought it'd be nice to have something to look forward to in the mail aside from bills, so in October, I subscribed.

My October Look Bag was cool.  (I should've reviewed that one!  It had a black crackle nail polish!)  In November, I got a vague email stating that because of Hurricane Sandy, the bags would be arriving late.  And then at the very end of December, I got another email suggesting that I tell my friends about how awesome The Look Bag was; I wrote back and said it'd be even more awesome if I got my November and December bags!  (A lot of folks around the internet seem to be rather pissed with the Look Bag's lack of customer service, but I can't fault someone for screwing up in the wake of a ruinous hurricane.)

Anyway... That's my little explanation for why the Look Bag review for November is happening in January.  (I'll do December's later.) Now, onto the review!

 This month's package came in a pretty pink bag (just like last month's), and contained the following:

1.  Sally Hansen La Cross round tweezers.  My first thought when I saw the tweezers was "WTF??"  I guess they're useful and all, but it seemed like a real waste of bag space, not to mention the fact that most beautyphiles already have as many tweezers as they probably need.  I'll put these in my "treasure trove" for now.

2.  Pixi by Petra Lip & Line in "Petal Pink."  I got one of these in October as well, so it was disappointing to see another one.  It was in a different color, though, and my last one was given to Dax 'cause she thought it was cool.  So I guess this one is for meeeee!  It's a lip liner and lipstick 2-in-1 that's the exact same shade, so no need to look for matching shades.  The concept is cool.  I haven't tried it yet, but am looking forward to seeing how it does.

3.  June Jacobs Spa Collection Green Tea & Cucumber Body Bar.  This looks like a creamy, smooth bar of soap that smells so amazing!  June Jacobs stuff is kind of fancy-schmancy.  I may be stingy on myself and gift this to someone I like, 'cause it's so awesome.

4.  "Lola" by Marc Jacobs sample.  Are Marc Jacobs and June Jacobs related?  I have no idea!  This sample came in a convenient little spray.  I've heard of "Lola" before, but never smelled it.  Tried a bit on my neck, and A Boy I Like said it was "very nice," which is high praise indeed!  Another comment: "It's there, but not in your face.  Smells very sweet and flowery."  That's probably some of the nicest things I've heard about my scent choices.  I am wearing my "Lola" sample today, and I am enjoying it.  Probably won't purchase more, since there are a lot of other scents on my stuff-to-get list once I've used up what I currently have.

5.  Pop Beauty "Eye Magnet Shade" shadow in "Tantalizing Teal."  Nice full-sized item!  I've got my Pop Beauty crackle nail polish from October, and I adore that.  The eyeshadow looks interesting, but I'm not a blue-based eyeshadow person.  So it'll go into my Treasure Trove and my nieces will probably love it. :)

6.  Korres Liquid Lipstick in "Raspberry."  It doesn't smell like a raspberry, and I think it looks more like a cherry.  The color is dense and lovely, with some sparkles to jazz things up a bit.  I think we have a winner!

7.  Scarlett & Greene "Young Skin" sampler pack.  I don't have young skin -- haven't in years. ;)  The pack features three sample products, including a cleanser, moisturizer, and spf creme.  I think this would be fun to try if you're part of their target audience, and the packaging is like a cute little booklet.  I'll put this in the Treasure Trove.

My New Apartment: A Quick Look

Since I've had a few pictures burning a hole on my desktop all this time, I figured I'd post 'em, along with a bit of information about the new place.

This is what it looked like when we had the first tour.

We wound up going with the Shoebox.  I'm not sure how many square footage it is -- definitely not 1100 like "Granny's," though.  There are no room-sized walk-in closets, no private pool, no gorgeous gardens to stroll around in. 

However, it's a nice quiet building and I'm on the second floor.  There's an elevator (which is a blessed relief!), and our apartment is right along a long hallway, so I can keep my TV turned up as loud as I want, and no neighbors will hear it.  There's a balcony and two bathrooms -- one for the master bedroom, and one for guests.  And closet space!  We may not have walk-ins here, but we do have some nice big double closets.  There are THREE in the bedroom; one for my shit, one for his shit, and one "linen closet" where we also keep a 10-gallon trashcan to deposit our dirty laundry.  So there are definitely positives.

There is also a little matter that my friends and I call "The Withering Stench," but I'll get to that another day.  It's pretty gross; the source is undetectable, and it seems to come and go randomly.  Tres embarrassing when I want to have visitors, but so far I'm just covering it up with incense and Febreze.  I've been waiting until we're totally moved in, and so far, we're just about there.  (Note to self: Call maintenance guys!)

I made a mock-up of what I wanted to do to my living room.  However, since then I've changed my mind a bit.  I wanted some of that cool repositionable wallpaper I've been seeing, and although I did eventually get it, I decided to stick it elsewhere.  One "must" was a couple of good, sturdy rugs; I don't want my bunnies wrecking the living room carpet.  I wound up getting two 8'x11' rugs from SuperiorRugs.com from their clearance section.  These ones were "final clearance," and with the coupon code, I wound up paying less than $150 plus shipping for my elegant floor coverings. ;)  The one issue was that their credit card processing machine was clunky and unruly, and there were some miscommunications along the way.  This made the order take forever to fill.  But hey, you can't beat the prices!  I'm not too much of a fan of pink or cream colors, but they looked pretty good on this rug.  I'm not a bit sorry that I bought these; I'd definitely purchase from them again.

Will post more pics later!