Showing posts with label evil. Show all posts
Showing posts with label evil. Show all posts

Monday, June 17, 2013

School Cafeteria Peanut Butter Bars


Lately I've had a bit of what I like to ca "school lunch nostalgia." One of my most longed-for items has been a simple confnection made of peanut butter and melted chocolate. This was called "peanut butter candy" in my school, though many others referred to this as "peanut butter bars."  You need:

2.5 cups powdered sugar
16-18 oz. peanut butter
1/3 cup sugar (brown, white, whatever)
Pinch of salt
1 stick of butter or margarine
1.5 cups of melted chocolate chips

Mix everything but the chocolate together until it becomes dough-like. (I dump it all into a bowl, microwave for a minute, then  stir like mad.) spread into a 9x13 pan, melt some chocolate, spread over it, and chill until done.

Yum!

Monday, April 2, 2012

A Bloody Good Dinner

A couple of weeks ago, I celebrated St. Patrick's Day with a small dinner party consisting of myself, a boy that I like, and 5 really cool friends -- or 7, if you count the babies!  The fare was authentic Irish food (and Irish-American dishes) including shepherd's pie with poundies, corned beef and cabbage, barley with peas and herbs, potato candy, and 2 savory puddings, black and white.  I also made potato candy and a chocolate-orange trifle (recipes to follow in another entry).

I'll give you my white pudding recipe next time, but in this entry I want to explain my process for making black pudding.  For those of you who have never tried it, you should DEFINITELY give it a shot.  And if you've eaten it but never made your own, I'd recommend trying that too; it's a really visceral experience.  (Ha, ha.)

While blood is actually considered tissue in the body, as well as offal in butchering terms, I'm still categorizing this entry under "organs" since it's often sold and processed with the organ meat anyway.

For years and years, I've wanted to make black pudding.  But it can be tough to find a good blood provider.  I have seen pork blood for sale at the local Asian grocery, but I've always been reluctant to purchase it -- their meat always looked kind of old and sad, unlike their very fresh fish department.  However, a few years ago, I was given the phone number of Blood Farm, which is local and has a slaughterhouse on premises.  (It is a farm which is owned and operated by the Blood family -- by coincidence, it's also a place where one can buy blood and guts!)  Unfortunately, we missed pig slaughtering day, so no dice for pork blood.  However, they were slaughtering cows the day before we called, so I had my man order a quart of beef blood, with a bit of salt in it to keep it from congealing.

The next day, he came back from Blood Farm with a large plastic bag, which was tied with a thin rope and filled with an indeterminate amount of cow blood.  It was still warm!  What a grisly sight indeed... I almost couldn't process the blood.  (I did say ALMOST!)  I cut the rope, and ever-so-carefully poured the blood into a plastic container.  Turns out that for six dollars, I received nearly three-quarters of a gallon of delicious beef blood.  Mmm mmm, good!

After perusing a number of recipes online, I pretty much made up my own recipe, using this black pudding recipe from Phebotomist as a reference for cook times and blood-to-filler proportions.

I mixed my blood together with milk, bread, barley, a bit of flour, some butter (instead of suet), and lots of yummy chopped garlic with other seasonings.  Then I stirred everything together in order to mix it as thoroughly as possible.  All of the black pudding recipes that I found online called for oats, oat flour, or "fine oatmeal", but I had used up all of my oats on the white pudding.  So, I decided to improvise and use a few cups of Cheerios as a substitute. Breakfast of champions, my friends!

Then, the pot of bloody Cheerios was whisked away by my man, who put the whole thing onto the stove as he stirred it over a medium flame.  It was supposed to darken, but after a few minutes of the two of us looking back and forth at each other, going "WTF?" over a blood-red Cheerio stew, the mixture began to bubble and foam up a bit.  Then out of nowhere, up came a huge black bubble!  After some vigorous stirring, the rest of the mixture followed suit.  He then poured the mixture into one of our large casserole dishes -- I couldn't believe how much this recipe yielded, by the way -- and amazingly enough, many of the Cheerios remained intact!  In fact, the whole mixture looked quite a lot like brownies with a passel of Cheerios gaily festooning it here and there. 

The next step was to let the mixture sit in the fridge for awhile, and then to cut it into slices and fry it.  I thought that the blood pudding tasted fantastic, sweet and meaty and buttery.  In fact, it reminded me quite a bit of "the orange stuff in stuffed derma" (sorry, can't remember what it's called).  But it was far too greasy for me to enjoy it quite as much as I wish I had.  I don't think that suet would have melted as quickly as butter had, during the cooking stage.  However, next time I make this (and that day won't be toooo far off!), I think I'll just omit the butter/suet component during the first act.  It was also very soft, which I didn't really mind, but stuffing it in casing will make for a much yummier eating experience next time.  But all in all, I'd call this attempt a success!

I already have another small batch of ideas for cooking with blood in the future, so watch this space for the dirty details. :)

Friday, February 3, 2012

Pink Manicotti



I'm starting to realize that 90% of the recipes I post on PGS are of the "evil" variety, i.e. they are tremendously unhealthy and are rarely cooked and consumed by me.  However, if I posted recipes for what I ate as my staples, you'd be pretty bored.  Plus, I'm pretty sure my readers already know how to put cottage cheese in a bowl, grab a baked chicken leg out of the fridge, wash a Granny Smith apple, put some carrots on a plate, or how to place a pool salsa attractively next to a pile of lime-flavored tortilla chips.

Half the fun of making an evil recipe is announcing it to the world.  While this manicotti recipe isn't especially bad on its own, the entire stick of butter gives it some evil cred, much like the sauce in Nicolas Sparks' True Believer.  I have never read a word that he's written (nor have I seen any of the movies based on his books -- no offense, but they look kinda boring), though a friend of mine did mention an interest in trying "the tomato sauce from True Believer."  This is what I came up with as kind of a fancier "pink" version.  I love pink sauce, but real pink sauce with tomato and cream, as opposed to "a jar of red spaghetti sauce plus a jar of alfredo sauce."You can make this recipe with or without the stick of butter.

Pink Manicotti
A classic cheese-filled manicotti in a very rich pink wine sauce with customizable spices.  This recipe makes 2 pans of pink manicotti!

INGREDIENTS:
1 standard-sized box of manicotti pasta
2 28-ounce cans of Tuttorosso ground tomatoes with basil (you can use "blank" tomatoes and add your own basil, but I love Tuttorosso tomatoes!)
1 stick of butter
1/2 brick of Neufchatel cheese (4 ounces)
1/4 cup of red wine
8 ounces shredded mozarella cheese
32 oz part-skim ricotta cheese
seasonings: basil, oregano, thyme, garlic, Montreal seasoning.
1 big yellow onion or  a bunch of green onions, chopped finely
OPTIONAL: 1 pound of ground turkey

Place the tomatoes, butter, onions and some herbs into the crockpot -- I like to season mine with more basil, oregano, thyme, rosemary and garlic.  If you aren't sure how much you like, just do a pinch or two of each. (Mine varies depending on a multitude of factors.)  Let the tomato mixture cook on High for about 3 hours.  Add the neufchatel and wine, then let it melt while you boil the water for the pasta.  If you're cooking ground turkey to add to your sauce, this would be a good time to brown the meat.

Cook manicotti according to al dente directions, then shock the pasta with cold water to keep it from cooking any further.  Stir your sauce, coat your baking dishes with cooking spray, and then spoon a bit of the sauce into the bottom of each dish.  Preheat your oven to 350.

Add some seasoning to your ricotta cheese (I keep it simple; Montreal and some basil, though sometimes I crack in an egg or some spinach), then fill the manicotti with it and add manicottis to baking dishes.  Leftover ricotta can be spooned over the top of the manicotti.  Browned turkey can be sprinkled randomly over the dishes.

Stir your sauce thoroughly, making sure that the neufchatel and butter are well blended.  Taste and adjust seasonings if you need to, then pour the sauce over each baking dish.  Top each dish with mozzarella cheese, and bake in the oven (uncovered) until the cheese gets melted and things start to brown -- it usually takes about 25 minutes.  (Conversely, you can cover the dishes and put them the fridge; bake covered for 40 minutes, then uncover and give it another 10 minutes to brown that cheese.)

Let it stand for a bit, then enjoy!  This is an extremely rich, decadent sauce; a nice green salad on the side can complement that.

Monday, January 16, 2012

Q: What Do Disco Bandits Eat? A: Disco Fries!






Ordinarily, I try to eat healthy. Honest, I do! Recently I joined Bat Fit 2012, so my next few recipes should be much healthier than this one.

One of the things that I make during hectic holiday seasons is Disco Fries, which I did a little while before my phone died. It is a spectacularly unhealthy dish which I make only rarely, but wonderfully easy and tasty. This is my thrice-yearly guilty pleasure -- especially comforting when the weather's cold, and our day has been busy and tiresome. I usually have the Disco accoutrements on hand, all we need to do is pick up a big order of our favorite spicy fries.

And, before you ask... no, I'm not exactly sure where the term "Disco Fries" originated.  All I really know is that while there are various versions of cheese fries in America and, indeed, the world, fries which are topped in a cheese and brown gravy are known as Disco Fries in the NYC area.  One thing I do know is that if you're getting ready to don some sparkly bell-bottoms and bust a move at your favorite discotheque, you'll need lots of dairy and carbs to keep your booty shaking all night long!

INGREDIENTS:
spicy fries -- a serving for as many people as you're feeding!
shredded cheddar cheese
brown gravy (make your own, buy it, steal it... whatevz!)

You can buy some fries at your favorite fryery if you're feeling lazy and/or want that great factory-fresh taste.  Even McDonald's would be OK, but if you can find or make spicy fries, it'll be even better.  After they have been purchased or prepared, place them onto individual plates, and spoon some brown gravy over the fries.  Then sprinkle some cheese over the whole thing.

I've heard that some people melt the cheese in the broiler in the oven, but I just microwave mine for about a minute; I like my cheese a bit on the firm side.  The trick is to keep your little eyes on it, so that it doesn't burn or get nasty.  Just let the cheese melt and the gravy bubble, while feasting your eyes on the majesty of Disco Fries.  Then remove from your heat source, let it cool for a few minutes, and enjoy!

I will leave you now with the Disco Fries song by Parry Gripp, to prepare you for this culinary odyssey.




Thursday, January 12, 2012

Farewell, 2011!

As we ring in this new year, I want to take a few minutes to wish a fond farewell to 2011.  With that, I am also bidding goodbye to eleven things that I hope not to experience in 2012, so let's leave them in the past.  Here goes!

Goodbye, anxiety!
See ya; wouldn't wanna be ya, negative self-talk!
Laterz, procrastination!
Hasta la vista, disorganization baby!
Smell ya later, powerlessness!
Adios, closed minds!
See you in hell, despair!
Farewell, crankiness!
Cheerio, needless worrying!
Toodle-oo, stress!
Peace out, chaos!

....And a big HELLO to a postive, prosperous, happy and healthy 2012 -- for all of us!
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